Bats in the Belfry = Starling in the Attic
Please ignore our closet. It has nothing to do with this story. Besides, that's Brent's side anyway.
So, Brent went up there. He's so daring. It was just seconds 'til he saw it. A dead Starling. Poor thing got stuck up there. We can't figure out how he even got in. But it was all he could do to try to get out.
Birds: Please don't go in people's houses. It never ends well.This thing was like 6" long! HUGE!
Thanks for all of your concern and prayers (you were praying, right?)